Jessica: noun. A teenage girl who is a wee bit obsessive with fictional universes and metaphorical resonances.

youve-been-coulsoned:

sixfigs:

robotsatankitty:

sixfigs:

Hi I’m Vero and my hobbies include :confusing people with my gender

Based on the floral bed sheets, I’m going to take a wild guess and say girl :P

Wow so you’re actually judging my gender based on the pattern of the fabric behind me. Wow great job I did not know that fabric had a gender. Good for you. You are A+ at science

Judging on looks, I’m gonna go with hot

department-of-motor-vehicles:

founddogs:

he chased after the google car

my dog did this once

she’s more internet famous than I am

pipalypso:

*me pointing to frank zhang* asexual

*fandom* no….. please…. he has relationship with hazel….. it must be sexee….

*me pointing to frank zhang* luv that asexual

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chapmansquare:

  1. Coca Cola, Pepsi, Sprite, Mountain Dew or Dr. Pepper?
  2. Cats, dogs, horses, lizards or hamsters?
  3. TV, cinema, computer, iPod or gaming console?
  4. Rock, rap, pop, metal or punk
  5. Black, white, blue, red or green?
  6. Salad, hamburger, ice cream, chips or fruit?
  7. Kindergarten, elementary, junior high, high school or college?
  8. United States, Canada, Australia, France or England?
  9. Swimming, fishing, tanning, theme parks or camping?
  10. Snowball fights, snowmen, snow angels, sledding or ice skating?
  11. English, math, science, history or art?
  12. Gummy worms, lollipops, gum, chocolate bars or cotton candy
  13. Xbox 360, Gamecube, Playstation, Nintendo Wii or Handheld?
  14. Facebook, WordPress, Tumblr, YouTube or Google?
  15. Flats, heels, uggs, flip flops or skater shoes? 
  16. Early morning, noon, early afternoon, late afternoon or evening?
  17. Bathroom, living room, bedroom, kitchen or attic?
  18. Face-to-face, home phone, cell phone, instant messenger or twitter?
  19. Skinny jeans, flared jeans, capris, shorts or skirts?
  20. T-shirt, hoodies, tank top, tube top or halter top?
  21. McDonald’s, Wendy’s, KFC, Burger King or Dairy Queen (none)?
  22. Car, airplane, train, boat or walking?
  23. Coffee, tea, water, milk or soda
  24. Drama, comedy, horror, action/adventure or thriller?
…aaannnd I ship it. —This is a very important moment in a fanperson’s life. (via ladynataliestark)

xoblazinblasian:

suburban-ghetto:

You’re a serious savage bruh

Lmfao

You are so hungry.

[X]

Me trying to express how I feel: Idk I just feel like...idk...idk man. Nvm I'm good.

tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Ellen’s Favorite Tweets of the Week

theatreworks-usa:

Check out the sneak peak video of The Lightning Thief Opening tonight Off-Broadway! Featuring the whole cast including:Parker Drown (Luke), Eric Meyers (Percy), Jordan Stanley (Grover), Graham Stevens (Chiron), Kristin Stokes (Annabeth), Zakiya Young (Clarisse).

leafyknockouts:

More annoying asshole AUs please, like:
• kept kicking the back of my chair at the theatre au
• tried breaking into my flat when they were drunk bc they thought it was theirs au
• always arrives at the cafeteria 30 seconds before me and takes the last sandwich I like au
• repeatedly comes into the shop I work at and picks up a lettuce then half way through the shop decides they don’t want the lettuce and puts it back on the shelf next to them regardless of what aisle they’re in au

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