after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me
I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE
*throws down gauntlet*
Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.
Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture.
THIS IS AMAZING
OH MY THIS IS SOCOOL
REBLOG this post if you think i’m a cool dude
LIKE this post if you think i’m a cool dude
IGNORE if you like to shit your pants every day
*shakes fist angrily*
citizen: it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman: it's a metaphor
When people in movies run directly away from the train / boulder / truck / etc instead of just like, taking two steps to the side of it
OH NO A GIGANTIC TREE FALLING OVER *runs away directly along its length*
Bucky knows what’s up
THIS HAS ALWAYS BOTHERED ME