my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such
then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud
I’m sure that’s what he thought.
*drug dealer voice* do u wanna buy some self esteem
So, of the original big three kids:
Thalia is scared of heights
and Percy has recently developed a fear of water and drowning.
You know what this means, kiddos?
Nico is afraid of the dark.
the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
i wanna know 100% what is going on in the ocean